Boss of the Week: Jerome Harrison- 34 Att, 286 Yds, 3 TD, 2 Rec, 12 Yds

OMG, Harrison electrically set the planet on fire this week!  Sadly he was probably on benches and waiver wires since Chris Jennings and Joshua Cribbs were expected to be in the backfield mix.  34 carries later… Harrison’s performance= Committee no more.  Start him next week against Oakland, as we’re confident in him hitting at least 100 yards and a score.

Weakest of the Week: Arian Foster- 2 Att, 7 Yds, 1 Rec, 13 Yds, Fum lost

Equally OMG… Foster child is the equivalent of Harrison’s performance on the opposite end of the universe.  The talented rookie and Kubiak fave out of Tennessee fumbled on his third touch of game and was benched for the rest of the afternoon, crushing the souls of many fantasy owners in the process.  I started him in two leagues, but luckily my squads are so hulky I survived his zero production.  Texans running backs are hands off in Week 16.

Week 15 Fanta Hulks

Quarterbacks:

Aaron Rodgers- It’s hard to believe any QB could top Peyton Manning’s Thursday night performance but A-Rodge did just that in Pittsburgh.  If you survived his wankster performance last week, seeing him hulk up this week was a fantasy delight.

Ben Roethlisberger- See Rodgers above.  What a shootout.  Big Ben became just the 10th QB since 1950 to throw for 500 or more yards in a game.  Whoa.

Peyton Manning- Simply the best.

Joe Flacco- Joey shredded the Bears for four scores, his first multi-score game since Week 6.  The weather was a non-factor and the Bears are non-factors as well.  Sorry Chii-town.

Philip Rivers- The Chargers have won nine in the row and Rivers is a righteous clutch-saavy hulk.  I believe he’ll win a Super Bowl someday – maybe even this year - and he’s going to help you win your title next week against the weak Titans pass D.

Running Backs:

Maurice Jones-Drew- I love MJD more than life itself.  Lol j/k, but he will be my No. 1 ranked running next season.  He’s an indestructible machine.

Jonathan Stewart- Imagine if J-Stew or DeAngelo Williams each had a starting gig on different teams… Stewart is such a gifted beast (so is DeAnge though).  I think of Stewart as a Ronnie Brown-type in terms of body and skills.

Jamaal Charles- I told you last week that J-Chuck would hulk up against Cleveland.  He’s legit and his speed ranks up there with Chris Johnson and DeSean Jackson.

Marion Barber- Like Frankenstein, he’s ALIVE!  He’s ALIVE!  It’s about damn time you do something MBIII.

Beanie Wells- Wells recorded his first 100-yard game, further proving that his training wheels are off. He’ll ride all over St. Louis next week.

Wide Receivers:

Vincent Jackson- V. Jax was due leading up to the playoffs and he’s delivered the past two weeks.  He came up big this week w/ two TDs.

DeSean Jackson- Unreal.

Andre Johnson- Andre the Giant aka playoff killa.

Steve Smith- Will the real Steve Smith please stand up!  That’s the Smith we know and love out in Carolina.  Having a competent QB works wonders.

Miles Austin- Now tied for the league lead in touchdowns (11) and pissing on Roy Williams production in the process. Dallas should promote Patrick Crayton over Williams.

Sunday Night Football One Liner Vikings at Panthers

For fantasy god’s sake, give us more of Moore in 2010 and beyond.